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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 13:37

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Why am I tired all the time?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

What are the causes of over sweating?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Why is the French way to say please is "S'il te plaît" and not "Pour Favour" like Spanish and Portuguese "Per Favor" and Italian "Per Favore" in the Romance languages group?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Sure no problem officer.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

I’m running away I live in Indiana what states near by are safe I’m 12 no comments?

{RING} {RING}

Yes sir it is.

After a few moments he returns.

Where's the Civil War everyone on the left said would happen?

HELLO

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.